(If you consider yourself pro I wouldn't go for this but otherwise go for it). Personally I chose it as it celebrates small speedy decks and eliminates a massive amount of possible deaths, however you may find them to act like curses and may slow you down. Second floor was plain sailing but i passed a ? which asked if i wanted to half my max health to receive 5 intangible cards to add to my deck (I think a new ? but I could be wrong). The boss on the first floor is the hexaghost.

I went pretty much straight up then slightly moved to the right.

I think 1/2 of the ? has removal and one has a relic (I got whetstone to upgrade whirlwind) and as I said ^^ i got whirlwind instantly in the run. I chose the 2nd most right path which has like 3 ? and a shop (most of them do). Straight away i chose the 7/8 max health to remove 2 cards. I honestly think this could be done in in under 3m 30s. I'm a way too slow/good to even try a speedrun but this was insanely easy- it took me 30 mins with absolutely no struggles (I wasn't trying to speedrun).

I managed to get whirlwind in the first 15 seconds along with a flex or 2 in the shops on the first map along with removing about 4 blocks. I was trying to grind out some asc levels and couldn't so just started to try it without. I was looking for threads like this and couldn't find any so made one. Hey guys I made this disc so we can share good seeds for speedruns or if you're struggling on an ascension level then someone would be able to share a seed for that.

Qwop speedrun